PIRATES OF MARS? If not-- what's wrong with you? It's an amazing book by the lovely and talented JJ Kahrs and some girl named Veronica Fish who looks like she just might have mad skills.
If you don't buy it over on LULU in it's full 96pg graphic novel form-- you can get it through Diamond next month through the Under Cover Fish label in FULL COLOR for your eReader.
And please, don't tell me you don't have an eReader. It's 2011 folks.